New Instructions:
"The Onion Spectacles are Just a Red Herring" (From U1 to B2)
Get two onions. Cut holes through them so that you can see, and make a pair of glasses to wear using tape or string or something like that for the frame. Wear the glasses when you feel like crying about something, but don't want to tell anyone the reason. This will give you an excuse! Try it out on a friend.

Translation:
This is the First Experiment (From B1 to U1)
Go to your fridge. If you haven't got any fridge, go to the fridge of your friends. Find an object there that interests you. Place this object on your face and take a portrait of yourself with it. Good luck!!